Ivanka Trump Boobage Action for Max Magazine
October 16th, 2008
By: Melysa
Check out these cleavage-friendly pics of Ivanka Trump in this month’s issue of Max Magazine Italy. The photos are actually recycled from an old shoot, but whose gonna pass up on some sexy Ivanka boobage action?
According to Jewssip, Ivanka is converting to Judaism for her future husband. All together now: Awwwwww. Or is that, ewwwwwww? I’ve sucked a lot of d!ck in my day, but an uncircumcised head is one I have yet to experience.
I’m sure they taste the same, but the whole foreskin thing kinda wigs me out. If lint can get trapped in a belly button (I’ve seen it), there’s no telling what can get trapped under some unsanitary dude’s skin cape.
UPDATE: I’m a dumbass. As a reader so kindly pointed out, it’s Jewish men that are guaranteed to be circumcised. My apologies. Guess I shouldn’t have let that dude stick his wang in my ear last night. Brain damage at its best. Thanks for the wake-up call EagerBeaver!!!
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Sweetheart, Jewish men ARE circumcised. Ever heard of a bris? Dating a Jewish guy is the only way to be 100% certain you’re getting a piece of cut meat.
DUH! Sorry, I’m a dumbass. Guess I should pour myself another cup of coffee, huh? Thanks. =)
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Hmmm thats weird thought she was a WASP and no jews were allowed in her world o well he is a lucky bastard to stick his dick in that sweet juicy pussy and to suck those juicy melons of hers and her butt well you post something about her butt you pervs
Ivanka is a babe! Gorgeous.
I got onto this site because I was Google-searching pics of hot women (in case you’re wondering). Not knowing that Jewish baby boys are circumcised isn’t the MOST retarded thing about that post. That dubious honour goes to thinking that having a foreskin is a BAD thing, and that sexually mutilating an infant is a GOOD thing. Having no foreskin is cleaner in the same way as if I cut someone’s armpits out – the pits wouldn’t be there to make a smell. Foreskins are only dirty if the guy doesn’t bother cleaning it, the same way as pits stink if you don’t clean them. But you don’t get sick bastards removing armpits in the same way. You ignorant fucking cunt.