Your Daily Fug!
October 16th, 2008
By: Melysa
Who knew Victoria Beckham was such a festive person?! Here she is channeling her inner Jack Skellington in celebration of Halloween at the launch of her A/W 08 dVb denim collection in Dusseldorf, Germany yesterday.
Normally I would comment on how she needs to eat a hamburger, or a salty protein shot courtesy of David Beckham, but in this case all I’d really like is for someone to stuff her in a cannon and shoot her outside the atmosphere.
This broad has nothing to offer this world, other than swallowing David’s babies from time to time. I say swallow, because you know she’s incapable of having intercourse. Five minutes of doing it doggie style and I wouldn’t be surprised if her frail ass were to crumble. Actually, she probably doesn’t swallow either. Too many calories.
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Say you wouldn’t fuck her though.