Video of the Day: Aubrey O’Day

I only know Aubrey O’Day as that skanky-ass chick who suffers from coke bloat 24/7, is friends with Jenna Jameson, doesn’t mind talking about having sex on her period with the world, and is classy enough to tongue her dog in public because she thinks it’s cute.

Well, it turns out she’s also in a band called Danity Kane or some jizz.  Think Led Zeppelin except they have vaginas instead of d!cks, have absolutely zero talent, will not be considered music legends 30 years from now, have a million more STDs, and none of the members ever f^cked a groupie with a fish.  (Acutally, Aubrey probably f^cked a fish but that because she wanted to.)

Apparently all the members of DK hate her ass and she was kicked out on the latest episode or something. I don’t know. Ask me about Family Guy, House, Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations, or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and then you and I will be able to have a conversation. Other than that, I have no clue what’s going on in the lives of these skanks.

Just watch Aubrey make an ass of herself in the video, will ya.

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2 Comments on “Video of the Day: Aubrey O’Day”

  1. KJF

    You watch House? You just gained a million more cool points in my book.

  2. jeff

    HOUSE ROCKS and who the hell is Aubrey and danity kane or what ever that is ,,, and when did MAKING THE BAND became a whore show good thing stupid shows like that don’t show up in my tv

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