This Is A Public Service Announcement

Rock of Love 2’s STD petri dish Daisy De La Hoya has started to make her rounds as another Hollyweird reality-show slut turned modern-day celebrity.

In case you haven’t heard, VH1 has given the duck-billed niece of women’s clothes enthusiast Oscar De La Hoya her own reality TV show, called Daisy of Love. (That name makes zero sense. Not even stoned.)

According to People Magazine, the dude with most votes to be on the show (330 and counting) is some 18-year-old douchebag from Staten Island, NY.

This is were you cl!ts and d!cks come into play.  For some unknown reason, a friend of mine (OneBadMutha) has signed up to be on the show.  I don’t know if he has some sort of deathwish, but the dude is an effing riot and hella crazy.  I told him I’d get all you lovers of mine to vote for him permitting he give us the inside scoop on just how big Daisy De La Hoya’s penis was before the sex change.

So please go HERE and vote for my friend OneBadMutha. I’ll give you a spit-heavy handjob for every vote you cast. Let’s not allow some 18-year-old inexperienced virgin to get all the herpes glory. Together we can make a difference!

The question remains: Are you in or are you out?

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