Are You There Jesus? It’s Me, Holly Madison.

October 13th, 2008

By: Melysa

Now that Hugh Hefner has found himself another group of girls with daddy issues, Holly Madison is free to roam the earth in search of a salty cannoli with a fat wad of $100 bills at the end.

You’d think after Jesus saw this photo of an available Holly rocking the Jesus wear he’d use some of his shazam! powers to come down to earth and plow her. I mean, c’mon.. the dude is frickin’ Jesus!

All he’d have to do is convert every single sperm he unloads into $100 bills and this chick would all over him. Only problem is she’d never be able to swallow or the chick might choke to death.

Actually, come to think of it, facials wouldn’t work either. That would look silly. Or regular intercourse, for that matter. I suppose he could just pull out, but what man wants to do that, right? Fine, he can just pay her for the sex they way Hugh used to do.

Here’s Holly at the 2008 Hollywood Life Style Awards, held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood over the weekend.