Audrina Patridge Sideboob Bikini Action in Maxim
October 13th, 2008
By: Melysa
Audrina Patridge puts on her bikini once again for the Nov. issue of Maxim Magazine. What am I saying? She didn’t put on her bikini. The bikini is this vapid brunette’s uniform, like a damn cartoon always wearing the same exact thing.
It’s amazing, I never thought modeling was hard until I see photoshoots like this one. That same lifeless expression in every single damn photo. Clearly Tyra hasn’t taught Audrina how to smile with her eyes. Although, more than likely the chick just can’t do it physically. Her brain is too stupid to figure how to be a three-dimensional person with more than just “derrrrrr” as a facial expression.
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Sorry but her and the other girls from the Hills just aren’t hot to me, even with the fake boobies. They’re like a bunch of average girls who lucked out and got a tv show and now everybody thinks they’re so hot just because the media says so. Audrina couldn’t pull off sexy if she tried, she looks like she’s on Valium in these pics.