Douchebag of the Day: Hugh Hefner’s New GFs

As I’d predicted yesterday, Hugh Hefner’s new twin girlfriends are your average crazy Panama City license plate sluts.

TMZ has learned the twins sisters were arrested in St. Petersberg, Florida back in January for jumping to chicks.  Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) were both charged with aggravated assault.  Karissa has another battery charge on file from back in 2007. Classy girls!

We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion.

These b!tches deserve to get their pretty little faces scraped on the asphault by the officers on COPS.  Seriously, who uses a beer bottle?!  My weapon of choice are dildos.  Yes, dildos.  A dildo can cause no open wounds and is way funnier.  Until you poke someone in the eye, that is.  Luckily for them no salt is going to shoot out of the head this time around.

Check out pics of The Shannon Twins cupping each other’s naked boobs here.