Meet Hugh Hefner’s New Blonde Twin Girlfriends
October 9th, 2008
By: Melysa
Here is the latest on the saga of Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner. The robe-wearing icon confirmed that Holly and him are no longer together. Mainly because his balls fail to hold quality sperm anymore considering he’s 100-years -old or some jizz.
“If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner tells me. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”
The Playboy mogul says the relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child with Holly.
“With my sperm count, it’s not possible,” Hefner explained. “I was willing but it was not possible…She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”
So will Hugh be left with dry balls? Not so fast! He already has three girls to take over Holly, Bridget, and Kendra’s roles. Creepily enough, two out three of those girls are 19-year-old twins.
Their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon, collectively referred to as The Shannon Twins. That’s right, so when you see these photos of them cupping each others naked t!ts remember this: they’re related.
Some might argue I don’t get it on account of my having been born with a vagina. I speculate these to be the same people who get a hard-on seeing two broads fist each other.
Personally I don’t think these girls are anything extraordinary either. Maybe once they’re GND makeup people get a hold of them and polish them I will sing another tune. Otherwise they look ordinary Panama City license plate sluts looking for a d!ck to suck and money to spend.
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Now, this is our country at it’s BEST! Where individuals willing to roll up their sleeves and skirts to do some DIRTY work can rise above the rest that are flipping burgers.
Got to love it!
Cute bums but a jack hammer couldn’t fix those faces. Now, now… back to the trailer park for you two!!
Wow Playboy is going downhill really fast. Two average looking girls with no fake boobs?!! They need to up Hef’s meds, he’s starting to fall off. The thought of two related girls feeling each other up gives me the heebie jeebies.
is it wrong that this doesnt turn me on even a little bit? the touching of eachothers boobs, the kinda dirty faces they’re making, eeh just looks fuckn lame and not tantilizing. they’re not fine to me, but i admit they DO look better than the original girls next door.
yes, Hef needs to up his game. at least before his clock starts tickin
lol @ them both having the same tramp stamp