Brody Jenner is Hitting That

Brody Jenner‘s c()ck is in love with a Playboy model. Awww.

According to an InTouch report, Mr Jenner has called Ms Jayde Nicole “The One,” saying that “she’s everything he wants in a girl – loyal, honest, and beautiful inside and out.”

When asked what his thoughts were about having a girlfriend with nude pics readily available, Jenner replied, “I would have no problem with knowing people can see her nude pics because anybody can look, but to actually be with that person is what counts.”

Translation: “You can look all you want, but I’m the only one who gets to leave his scent inside her every night.”

Brody is the type of tool who, despite having slept with multiple partners, doesn’t know how to pleasure a woman.  He’s too conceited and self-centered to know what a woman yearns for in the bedroom. Instead he just rams it home like a jackhammer with no “off” button.

Here’s Brody and his Playmate leaving Apple Bar in Los Angeles, California a couple of days ago.

Bonus gallery of both NSFW and SFW photos of Jayde Nicole this way>>>