Douchebag of the Day: Jamie Lynn Spears

Guess what, ya’ll? Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant… again! Yeah, that’s what happens when you use the pull-out method and hair mouse as spermicide.

“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source.  “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

I had a friend growing up whose parents caught her sneaking back into the house when she was 15.  Her parents called the cops, had her arrested for breaking and entering, and then left her in jail for 24-48 hours.

When she got out her mom took her straight to the gynecologist where she was administered the Depo Provera shot where she would on be birth control permanently for the next 5 years.

This has got to one of the most extreme ways I have heard of keeping your child from getting in trouble from the very beginning.  Mama Spears might want to consider kidnapping her daughter and doing the same.

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