Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest!

Jenny McCarthy and amateur sex star Gene Simmons at the Leather and Lace 2nd Annual Party at the Playboy Mansion on in Beverly Hills, California over the weekend

The person to win the Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! for the above photo will receive a one-year’s subscription to GQ Magazine.

Winner will be announced Friday!

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10 Comments on “Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest!”

  1. Charlie Nicholson

    I’m being serious. The chocolate starfish really is my favorite part.

  2. Christopher Kowalsky Sr.

    “I can’t believe you Gene Simmons. You just asked me if you could stick your massive tongue up my fish taco?”

  3. O.C. Martin

    …and the pinky goes into the butthole, then tell Jim to use the nuckle and thumb to – well he should be able to figure it out.

  4. rick

    “and I swear to you she use a #2 pencil right in my crack man”!!

  5. rick

    Did you see Gene volume 3? “PITOW! Right in the corner pocket”

  6. Sprmcandy

    Wonder if her snatch is blonde too?

  7. Jeffry

    “Gene, my asshole is way bigger than that, you won’t have any trouble getting in there”

  8. John

    Jenny I swear to God. I am not kidding. People seriously keep asking KISS to make new music.

  9. rick

    “Lay on my couch Jenny,.. You know I could make you a star”!!

  10. rick

    “You put three finger in you put three fingers out, put three fingers in and you shake it all about”!!

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