Your Daily Fug!

LOL. This is the best story I’ve read this morning, if only for personal reasons.  My best friend used to write for an online gossip site that’s actually pretty big. She wound up leaving because her bosses were kinda sketchy.  But more on that later on.

So late last night TMZ posted a crazy story on the woman who called 911 and reported Heather Locklear driving erratically.  The woman, Jill Ishkanian, is a former staffer at Us Weekly Magazine who was under investigation by the FBI for hacking into the magazine’s celebrity contact list following her leaving the magazine.

It turns out the woman had been following Heather around and called 911 when the actress wasn’t even driving, she was inside a market shopping. She also called a paparazzi agency and let them know the cops were on their way so they could get the entire thing on tape.

This is where my friend comes in to play.  The woman who called 911 was my best friend’s former boss and let me tell you, that bitch is c-r-a-z-y!

I won’t go into all the details, but she offered my friend this proposition whereby she would fly her to a fake Hollywood TV set in Miami made to look like Los Angeles.  Then Janice Dickinson, who is close friends with Ishkanian and her paparazzi agency, would confront my friend about a fake article my friend was supposed to have written on the site about the aging model, and then the two were supposed to wrestle around and pull each other’s hair and stuff.

In addition to that they told my friend they wouldn’t pay her, but she’d be famous.  I about died laughing when she told me. I can just picture myself turning on The Soup on a Friday night and all of a sudden see my 100 lb. friend being effing flung around by Janice Dickinson.  I kinda wish she would have done it too, because that sh!t would have been effing sweet.