Your Daily Fug!

September 29th, 2008

By: Melysa

Leave it up to Paris Hilton to be one step ahead of everyone and slip into her Halloween costume a month before the festivities begin.

Taking a cue from Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus in “The Matrix,” Paris wedged her vagina into skin-tight leather pants for a night out on the town with boyfriend Blues Brother Madden in West Hollywood over the weekend.

If you thought Paris’ germ-infested taco smelled already, you can just imagine the levels of fumes her cottage cheese emitted when she took those things off.

The government seriously needs to wake up and smell the cottage cheese fumes. Contain that shit in a shell and drop it on Al-Qaeda camps worldwide. Biochemical warfare at its best.