Hot Snatch of the Week: Dominique Arganese

September 26th, 2008

By: Melysa

Name: Dominique Arganese

Profession: Canadian model/skank

Famous because: She is rumored to be Verne Troyer’s new girlfriend. And if hunks like George Clooney have been used for fame (ahem, Sarah Larson) chances are she’s using Austin Power’s resident midget for the same.

She’s also rumored to be cheating on him with Jackass‘ Wee Man. Either she has a fetish for midgets, or her cavity can’t fit a d!ck over two inches long.

Why she is HSW: Technically, she shouldn’t be HSW week, ’cause there are definitely hotter fish tacos in the sea, but I’m tired and she’s kind cute so you do the math.

What’s next for the model: Her plan worked. All this media hype has landed her a gig in a Las Vegas show. The show’s creator, Jeff Beacher, recently told Page Six: “She’s one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show.” This dude needs to take his brain in for a tune-up.