Vanessa Minnillo Should Become a Comedian
September 26th, 2008
By: Melysa
Remember Vanessa Minnillo? She was a host on MTV’s Total Request Live back in the day. She also does, um, well, that’s pretty much it.
So Vanessa, who’s really known for nothing more than being that hot chick dating Nick Lache, has revealed her future ambitions to In Touch Magazine, saying:
“My goal is to be acting and winning an Oscar. I want to be an actress with an Oscar and babies.”
[Vanessa] says she looks to Academy Award winner Julia Roberts for inspiration. “She’s phenomenal!” says Vanessa. “I would love to be just like her.”
Vanessa needs more realistic ambitons, like popping out a bunch of babies and becoming a housewife. Anyone can do that. Even talentless chicks, just look at Nicole Richie. Otherwise if you set your expectations to high it’ll hurt twice as much when you crash and burn.
Take me for example. I had wanted to become a professional skateboarder. When I realized I didn’t have what it takes to make it, it really really stung. So I did the next best thing: sucked lots and lots of skater c()ck. Because it’s hard to remember how hard you’ve fallen when you’re in pain after the dude shot his wad in your eye.
More candid bikini photos right this way…
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She’s so pretty and tiny as hell. Lucky one she is. She’s cute and she has Nick. Bitch!!! LOL!
Total hottie.Jeter used to tag her shit.Maybe she & I would hit it off.She wants to be Julia Roberts.Not happening.I wanted to be Derek Jeter.Not happening.See?!…Perfect fit.
Woman, u are hilirious. LOL! Sucking pro skaters c0ck. keeping it real.
Meso,
You know how we do!!!!!!! Open wide!!! =O
XOXO
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