Fashion Victim or Fashionista? Jennifer Lopez
September 26th, 2008
By: Melysa

Every time I see Jennifer Lopez I want to slip a stink bomb down her panties and spray invisible ink on her. It’s like being 9-years-old all over again!
Here is Jennifer and her suddenly overly plump lips doing her typical “I’m so sexy” gaze, which instead comes off as smug and egocentric, at the “Golden Age” Dolce & Gabbana party in Milan, Italy yesterday.
When she first burst onto the scene, I remember how proud Puerto Ricans were of her representing our culture. Sometimes when I people find out I’m Puerto Rican their immediate reaction is “Oh, like Jennifer Lopez.” I’m not sure how I’m supposed to answer that.
Anyhoo, here’s Jenny from the block keeping it real with a damn veil and carriage.
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It’s funny the last few years JLO has done everything she can to erase her ethnicity by having tons of plastic surgery and lightening her hair,and now she wants the full lips back. She’s definitely been hittin up Dr.90210.
I know exactly what you mean. For some reason, people want to tell me how pretty JLo is like I might be offended if they tell the truth. Please. I am a PR and I am so ashamed of this no talent Ho. I feel even worse for giving her the benefit of the doubt earlier in her career only to realize what a C*nt she really is. She is an egotistical selfish b*tch with minimal talent except for some dance skills from the 80s. Come Mierda is my vote.
FUGLY FAT BICHT YUCCK!
@yup, I agree she was always overrated. I used to live in NYC and I know a lot of Latina chicks that blow JLO out the water with no plastic surgery and no makeup.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hahahahhahahahah
wow you know you’ve arrived when your people hate you for breathing.
if she is that bad why do you write articles about her? ’cause she is all that.