That’s Enough, Kim Kardashian
September 24th, 2008
By: Melysa
OK! Magazine has this hilarious article on Kim Kardashian’s fitness plan for DWTS. It says Kim is a size 2. HA! I’m not sure if Kim was the one to feed them that line or a possum, but I’m going to go with the latter. Why? Because possums aren’t very bright and judging by Kim’s increasingly growing bank account, she can’t be that slow.
Now on to her performance on DWTS yesterday. If you thought Monday’s performance was bad, you should see this one! Equally as flat, only worse. As a Puerto Rican, let me just say that I was highly offended.
How can someone with such a succulent ass not know how to use it?! Put me on the dance floor and I’ll shake my ass all over the place con sabor! And mind you, my ass is like 1/18th her size.
Kim, I think your time has come. Cash in your chips and walk away before things get worse.
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she reminds me of those dressed up puerto rican dolls that you put on the bed. I thought she looked gorgeous. A little shy though but very cute.
well at least she gave Bruce Jenner an erection.
I think Kim meant to say “I’m a size 2 after the airbrushing and photoshop.”
Call me shallow, call me a sell-out, but I like her a little more because of her DWTS performance. It’s like one momment you just want to hate her, the next, you can’t help but… love her!?! Fake or real, at least she takes care of herself. Hey, what can you say she’s hot! Now, let me put this book on my lap before my co-workers see this monster!!!
If I wanted to see fat people dance I would just go downt to HomeDepot and put a fake 60% off sign on the stainless steel weber grills.
You only know how to shake your ass if you were born with it! She bought hers so it is all NEW to her.
OK! Damn you got a FAT ass!!
Her azz is fake. Look at her chicken hegs & no hips compared to her azz…I don’t think so! That’s why she always have on a dress cuz’ you cant tell so much!
LoL at Kelly Monaco…you’re hilarious! I conquer, she is a fat ass who can’t carry her weight. She looks stumpy, like a dwarf . Her ASS is so FAKE, shaped weird, takes diff forms and she only wears dresses and skirt cause in genes u can totally see the shape of the implants. People u can get a fake ass for 10-20gs in beverly hills I work at a plastic surgeon’s office and I see it more often than you think!
*jeans
kia,
Oh, really??? Any names you’d like to pass on to us curious readers???
XOXO
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