Nicole Jizzfinger & Her Army of Skanks “Dancing”

Let me tell you something, I’m all for women’s lib. I really and truly am. I don’t have anything against women who want to be stay-at-home moms, nor hookers or escorts or strippers, but I do have a problem with Nicole Jizzfinger and her Army of Skanks.

These women are worse then any street hooker. At least a hooker knows she’s a whore.  I mean, it’s pretty obvious. You give her the cash and she’ll suck your dick for at least 5 minutes. Three if your junk was backed up and ready to hit the fan.

These chicks, on the other hand, they really think they’re talented. They actually believe in their heart of hearts people are paying to hear them sing. Which brings me to my next point: Who the hell is buying their albums?  And why?

Don’t they know they can drive down to their local red-light district and pay a woman to rub their taint, suck their limp manmeat and sing their name all at the same time? Now that is talent!

Here is Jizzfinger and the Skankycat Dolls celebrating the release of their latest album by spreading their legs on stage at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday.

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