Jenna Jameson Announces She’s Having Twins
September 23rd, 2008
By: Melysa
In a strange turn of events, Jenna Jameson has announced on her MySpace that she is expecting twins with partner Tito Ortiz.
I say strange because it used to be that Jenna would take two dick’s up her pussy gato and now two babies will be popping out of that same whole. Whore turned Mother Teresa. How quaint.
After those things pop out her cavern is so going to be so damn big she could smuggle a Mexican family of 12 over the border inside her and there would still have room for their cousins, uncles and family dog.
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Poor kids. Having to grow up only to learn that your mom was the biggest pornstar ever and your dad was an MMA cry baby. Here’s to things worth waiting for…
According to people, Jenna Jameson posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named Richromances.com where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances.
heh….i can see these kids in ten years doing show and tell…
“these are the heels my mom wore in the movie ‘cum one, cum all’ and i also brought what my mom says is her favorite doctors report saying she was pregnant AND did not have chlamydia”
This just confirms the fact that Hollywood is IVF crazy. From Jlo to Jenna. “oh it just happened that way” My ass!