Marisa Miller Promotes Scent, Sadly Has Nothing To Do with Her Fish Taco

September 17th, 2008

By: Melysa

I just reread the post headline and felt a wave of nausea wash over me. A perfume that smells of vag– *barf* I’m sure it exists and probably smells of fried fish and lilac.

Someone should shoot Rita G an e-mail and ask her. She’s classy enough to know such a thing. Wasn’t she the skank who was selling her used panties and made sure she left her scent on them? That’s some sick shit.

To think that someone out there is masturbating with her used fish taco hammock at the same exact time she’s taking a dump is about the sexiest visual I have ever gotten. That’s some hot trash right there. But I digress…

Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s newest Angel Marisa Miller at the unveiling of Very Sexy Dare Fragrance at a Victoria’s Secret in New York City yesterday.