Jennifer Lopez Deserves a Fat-Free Cookie
September 15th, 2008
By: Melysa
Jennifer Lopez fought against all odds to survive the Nautica Malibu Triathalon yesterday. The actress, who finished the race in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds, nearly drowned during the swimming portion of the race. And here I thought manatees were good swimmers.
The real scary part was at the very beginning, however, when fans made the mistake of showering the actress with support and calling her “J. Lo,” a term Jennifer disapproves of and has banned people from calling her. And just like that her fans fell lifelessly to the floor, the actress just having snapped their necks with her asscheeks.
In all seriousness though, Jennifer looks pretty good for having just c-sectioned two kids out of her insides. That might be easy for a woman of European descent to do, but the curvaceous bodies of us Latinas aren’t quite as elastic.
Source, SplashNews
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Marc is the real star but she acts like the diva. So sad.
she popped out twins and got HUGE…her body frame permanently expanded to accomodate those kids and she is NEVER getting back her JLO bod again. But she has worked off tons of the weight but she is definitely thicker in the middle (ribcage – not fat). She looks great though for a woman who had twins and is almost 40!