Tila Tequila’s Guide to Catching STDs Now In Print

If you’re too stupid to figure how to catch VDs, then Tila Tequila’s newly published book “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party” is the book for you!

Of it, the fluid swapping reality slut said on her latest MySpace blog:

Hey Guys!!

Guess what??? My new book that I have been talking about for soooo long is finally finished and it is now available for PRE-ORDERS! WOooohoooo! One of my dreams of becoming a book author has finally come true and I am very happy with the way it all turned out! I think that you guys did a fantastic job sending me some of the questions you had on your mind and I hope that you enjoy reading my answers and advice to you all just as much! This book covers info on how I made it to the top and what to do when you’re feeling down in the dumps about life, love, and everything else in between! Come with me on this journey as I share my life experiences in a very intimate way with all of you! This is something that I will cherish forever! Be the FIRST ones to order my book, HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA, online now! Book will be out IN STORES on December 9th, but if you order now, you can be the 1st ones to get it! YAYYYY! I hope you love! One of my proudest moments!

Love,

Tila

Someone really likes exclamation points!!!!!!

Actually, I read a review that said it was a surprisingly educational book filled with complex codes and theories on quantum physics and how it relates to the recession.  What do you mean that’s impossible? Were you expecting it to just be a bunch of dude’s DNA smeared on the pages?  Way to stereotype.

I’ve added photos of Tila showing off her new implants (that’s definitely more then a push-up bra) at the Lia Sophia jewelry suite in Beverly Hills over the weekend.

See Tila’s bookcover under the cut!