MILF Jessica Alba Scheduled to Play a Smart Girl

September 9th, 2008

By: Melysa

Jessica Alba managed to fool another casting director into giving her a job. The actress has been cast in “An Invisible Sign of My Own” where she plays “a young woman who has retreated into the world and is consumed by number and math, she then lands a gig as a second-grade math teacher.”

America Ferrera was originally slotted to be cast, but then some exec was watching “Sin City” for the millionth time the other day when his boner told him Jessica Alba would ring in more ticket sales on account of how muct hotter she is. (As in, way way hotter.) Talent doesn’t always equate to sales, but beauty always does.

Here’s Alba looking cute as can be in a black dress with pigtails while out and about on Melrose Ave. earlier this week.