Douchebag of the Day: Jordin Sparks
September 8th, 2008
By: Melysa
American Idol winner Jordin Sparks ought to shut her trap before she accidentally swallows another cow whole. The 18-year-old singer stood up for virgins worldwide herself at the VMA’s last night after host Russell Brand made a joke about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings.
While acting as presenter on stage Jordin said, “I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It’s not bad to wear a promise ring, because not everybody – guy or girl – wants to be a slut.” Clearly it’s been hard coming to terms with the reality that no man wants her bearded clam. So sad.
Jordin needs to eat herself another Twinky before she says any more retardations. The Jonas Brothers are about as much a virgin as my asshole. Not to mention that having sex doesn’t make one a slut. There is such a thing as a grey area.
Entering the Guiness Book of World Records C^m Dumpster Drinking Contest makes you a slut, swallowing your mans protein shake just makes you a really good girlfriend.
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Regardless of Jordan’s comments she certainly doesn’t deserve the DB of the day…injust or not. There has to be something special in this day and age for a youngster standing up for her own and others purity… Deal with the TRUTH… there arent any shades of grey.. just more shadiness.
Yea, Jordan shouldn’t have been the DBOTB when clearly it should have been the douche who hosted the VMAs. He’s the reason I didn’t even turn to watch the commercials.
But Jordan just wanted to make a point and it was a valiant one.
Jordin shouldn’t have been DBOTD, she’s free to express her opinions-even if that opinion is unpopular. The boring dude who hosted the VMAs should have been the DB-that guy was so dull, I missed half of the show because I had to mute the volume anytime he was on the screen. And seriously, Brit Brit won 3 moonmen? one or two would have been ok, not three.
hahaah you dumb, naiive, idiot girls need to go away. Jordin deserves the label, because, as my sexy blog host says, there is a grey area. It’s as if Jordin was saying “Everyone who has sex is definitely a slut” haha. Anyway, maybe she should start having sex, and work off some of that deaperate jealousy… oh i mean fat.
Who really cares? Jordin is annoying, and the Jonas brothers are probably gay…or unic….I mean…HOW COULD YOU WEAR PANTS THAT TIGHT AND STILL HAVE BALLS?!
wuteva…go Jordin I’m glad she said that.
Jordin does not deserve the DBOTD, YOU Do for POSTING THAT.
There are plenty of guys who would love to be her first and not pass up that bearded clam. The reality is not everyone looks like the girls on your site, (after 3 hours of makeup, 3 lbs of clip in extensions, fake eyelashes, silicon breasts, ass shots, liposuction and photoshop).
Not even you look like the women you post on this site and you get plenty of protein face shots.
“swallowing your mans protein shake just makes you a really good girlfriend” I must agree, and also, Man batter is good for your girlfriend.
yeah. pretty sure jordin does all that shit dorky princess is complaining about, too. Let’s all cry about it. *tear*
Stop talking like that. Every time you do, it makes me want to put my pee pee in naughty places.
yea she’s a douchebag no talent whose 15 minutes is up….now. Too bad for her diet is just another 4 letter word