Someone Bake Kim Kardashian Ex-Lax Brownies
September 4th, 2008
By: Melysa
Things just keep getting worse and worse. Following in the footprints of that whore Paris Hilton, amateur porn star Kim Kardashian said she’d be all for trying her hand at singing.
“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.
“There’s nothing in the works now,” she said, regarding possible music projects.
You love music? There’s a shocker. I love sucking dick, but you don’t see me giving the porn industry a go. The only type of noise I want to hear coming out of Kim’s mouth is gargling. And I don’t mean mouthwash.
Below, photos of her attending the 2-anniversary party for L.A. publication 944 in Hollywood yesterday.
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Before I could take one glance at Kim and immediately believe she’s hot. But now, after one look at her face, I have to take a double and include an entire shot of her entire body while grading on my Bone-A-Meter. What happen? I mean she still hot but, not as hot as she used to be — if that makes any sense. Could it be that age is starting to catch up to her?
Kim likes to talk and you bloggers eat it up. Who the world would purchase a CD of her singing? Kim will take advantage of any opportunity offered to her if the money is right. She is not taken seriously at all.
@ItOnLikeDonkeyKong…u’re absolutly on track, my boyfriend says the same thung. he said she’s hot the first couple times u see her then becomes a bit boring….once u realize she stood out because of all that makeup and her fake plastic body, she starts rapidly losing points…plus u start to wonder why shes famous and its all down hill from there…dont get me started on her stupid little girl paris-esqe voice…like cc above me saiid, shes not taken seriously at all.
that’s funny what everyone just posted, because I just realized that too. The first few times I saw her I thought she was really pretty, but now that she’s not plastering her face in tranny makeup she doesn’t really look so hot anymore.That and the fact her breasts and ass are silicone, her entire body must feel like rubber.