Caroline D’Amore Bikini Pics Are Proof She’s In Need Of Protein Shots

September 1st, 2008

By: Melysa

For those of you not familiar with Caroline D’Amore, she is a model best known for being friends with socialites Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

Seen here prancing in the beaches of Malibu over the weekend, it is no wonder why she’s not gracing the covers of Vogue Magazine. Skinny she may be, but when your femur and rib cage stands out more than your flat personality and even more forgettable face, the idea of becoming a famous supermodel is beyond laughable.

My recommendation to Caroline: time to replace that which goes in her mouth from her finger to a deliciously hard, cream-filled penis. Not only does does the cream-filled center taste better going down then food does coming up, it’s a good source of protein too! And from the looks of it, homegirl needs as much protein as she can get!