Early Photos of Eva Longoria as a Lingerie Model
August 28th, 2008
By: Melysa
The Daily Mail has posted these early photos of Eva Longoria during her lingerie model days, pre-Desperate Housewives.
I believe Eva has good intentions and is a good person at heart, but there’s no denying how dull and obnoxious she is. Even as a lingerie model she’s dull. Where’s the fire in her eyes? For a Latina she certainly doesn’t generate any calor.
Having sex with Eva must be the equivalent of getting to a party where you are starving and all they have are Cheez Whiz on crackers with bologna sandwiches and Vienna sausages wrapped in sardines. It’s like yeah, you’re eating, but who the eff wants to eat that?! Where’s my filet mignon, bitch?!
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She looks awesome… from far away. First off, I love latin women but Eva just never did it for me. I mean when I look at her I feel like I should get immediately turned on but nothing ever happens. I’d really like to see what she would look like with an extra 30-40 more pounds on that skinny frame of hers. She’s needs to fill out what her mama gave her.
They were taken seven years ago? She’s not aged a bit!
That means somewhere there’s a portrait of her getting saggier boobs.