Your Daily Fug!
August 26th, 2008
By: Melysa
I can still remember being 8-years-old and crying because my mom wouldn’t let me go see Madonna perform.
My mother, a woman who wed a virgin and made it through the 1960s without so much as smoking a joint, would rather get high before ever letting her little girl watch the Material Girl (as it turned out) rub the Puerto Rican flag in between her legs on stage just for shits and giggles.
And I sit here, now age 25, and stare at a 50-year-old Madonna spreading her legs and prance around on stage as if her fish taco wasn’t some dried up, putrid smelling piece of cod fish, never before have I thought my mother so cool.
My mom might have been lame, but I’d rather her be lame than be some old whore. Madonna, give it up already. You’re not sexy anymore. And nobody cares.
Here’s the Material Girl trying her best to remain relevant while on stage in Cardiff, Wales for her Sticky & Sweet Tour over the weekend.
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hey, please post a pic of your Mom at 50!
….she sounds great! ha ha
(from what you say she must be about 60 now)
you know she smells like piss and bengay.