Douchebag of the Day: Paris Hilton

If you happened to smell death over the weekend it was just Paris Hilton’s fish taco parading around in a bathing suit to promote some hair extension headband.

How is it possible that people attend events such as these and don’t irrupt into spontaneous laughter, pointing their fingers at her and cackling? This woman lives in such a warped world.  She thinks she’s so sexy, but really she’s just an ugly joke.

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5 Comments on “Douchebag of the Day: Paris Hilton”

  1. Lanette

    she is far from ugly and you know it.

  2. Bud

    Lanette, if you don’t have a penis then your vote doesn’t count (ironically, it’s women that seem to love her most). I agree with F-Listed, she’s skin, bones, and nose. I still can’t understand why she’s famous… I mean what does she do? I guess if you have some sort of hollywood socialite porn fetish… I get it… but there’s a million other girls out there more deserving of the attention Paris gets. On a scale from 1 to 10, I’ll give her a 6.5 and that’s on a good day! She’s an 80’s pin up at best.

  3. Nororious

    Dammmmm Paris is looking hot again,,,LOVE U PARIS

  4. JD

    I can’t stand this slut. She has no talent and is totally annoying.

  5. Sam

    SHEIS STUNNING SHE IS REEL LIFE BARBIE DOLL!!!!!!!!

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