Your Daily Fug!
August 21st, 2008
By: Melysa
The ferret has been arrested!!! Last night Courtenay Semel, the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel and current carpet muncher of Tila Tequila’s fish taco, was arrested after bitch slapping a security guard in the back of his head while exiting Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas.
When asked about the assault, the security guard said, “The rumors are true! She not only looks like a ferret, she smells like those stinky hot dog rats, too!”
Courtenay was detained by Caesars Place security for four hours before cops arrived. Four hours??? What in ferret hell took them so long? Were the cops caught up in a game of Monopoly when the call was placed???
In any case, Courtenay was issued a citation for battery. No, not against humanity for having to stare at her ferret face, but for the bitch slapping.
In related news, here’s photos of the ferret in the company of cutie-patootie Kourtney Kardashian at the BestOfVegas.com launch at Sushi Samba in Las Vegas a few days back. Kourtney’s trying her best to lean away from the ferret stench.
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