Your Daily Fug!

August 19th, 2008

By: Melysa

I’m digging the snear.  Only it looks hot when daddy Bruce does it.  On Rumer it looks like a retarded kid drooling over her baloney samich.

Anyhoo!  Potato Spud Willis talks about how she used to throw pity parties for herself because her parents were high when they named her.  She tells Page Six:

“My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames,” she says. “When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope.  In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’ “

She also says she was shocked to be named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year: “After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.”

Someone should hook her up with Mr. Potato Head.  Kind of like Shrek and Princess Fiona.  A human and a potato can’t mate, but two potatoes… together they can make french fry babies!  Ribbed, not shoestring.  Have you seen Mr. Potato Head?  I think he has a thyroid problem — bad.

Here’s Rumer with her “House of Bunny” co-stars at a screening in NYC yesterday.

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6 Comments on “Your Daily Fug!”

  1. Aug 19, 2008 - 8:30 am
    Jaws

    And to think, this is her on a good day. At least she’s… moddest?

  2. Aug 19, 2008 - 9:31 am
    zorro

    i love this site, but why do you always have to hate on this girl just because she’s ugly? She can’t exactly help being not so pretty, and it’s not like she’s a whore or has a disgusting personality. That’s just my opinion, and i still love this site

  3. Aug 19, 2008 - 9:45 am
    FListed Says:

    Actually, I don’t like her personality either. I’ve read a couple things she’s said in the past that really irk me. That being said, most of the things I write here are to be taken lightly. You know? I mean, I know some it sounds really mean, and some of it I actually do mean (anything about Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, Denise Richards) but for the most part it’s just silly trash talk like we do in our everyday lives when we’re people watching, only in this case they’re celebs. =)

    XOXO

    F-Listed

  4. Aug 19, 2008 - 11:30 am
    darius

    no matter what!

    she`s ugllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy11111111

  5. Aug 19, 2008 - 1:18 pm
    PoliteTia

    What is going on with that face! It kinda looks like Demi hooked up with Jay Leno. Has Leno ever coped to this! I bet Bruce finally figured it out and that was the reason for the divorce.

    It must be hard for Rumer at dinner time. She is forced to sit at a table with Ashton, Demi, Scoutt and that delicious Talullah. I feel her pain.

    hat is going on with that face! It kinda looks like Demi hooked up with Jay Leno. Has Leno ever coped to this!

  6. Aug 19, 2008 - 9:15 pm
    Ferdinand Narcos

    I would so do her!I would love this beautiful girl so much,Daddy Bruce would adopt me and leave me millions when he kicks the bucket.

    Then that ugly ho gets kicked to the curb…

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