Me to Jennifer Love Hewitt: Shenanigans!

August 15th, 2008

By: Melysa

Jennifer Love Hewitt sucked on her boyfriend’s twinkie one two many times last year and got a little on the chunky side from swallowing all that creamy protein. (See here.)

And instead of being confident and telling the vicious tabloids to fuck off, she released a statement whining about how women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized and how she’s a skinny size 2 and blah blah blah the bitch caved in and lost weight.

“I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up,” Hewitt tells Us Magazine. “The energy level and the way I feel now is great.”

“With her, it’s not, ‘I want to look good in that dress,’” trainer Stevie Sant’Angelo tells Us. “She wanted to start moving around because she thought it would make her feel better.

“She told me, ‘They said some rude, mean things, but that’s not why I wanted to change,’” Sant’Angelo says.

If that’s not why you wanted to change then why did your publicist pitch this story and whore out your “female empowerment” story? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Below, photos of her not looking so pleasantly plump while at some party back in the beginning of July.