I Can See Eva Longoria’s Nipples! (Tee-Hee)

The rumors of Eva Longoria being pregnant have been rampant for weeks now, and frankly I’m sick of watching Ryan Seacrest talk about it on E! News or whatever one of the million shows his penis runs.

In any case, the creator and executive producer of Desperate Houswives said Tony Parker is in fact using his turkey baster to squeeze his pearls into her vag.

“Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker,” Desperate Housewives’ creator and executive producer Marc Cherry told Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call,” he added.

Every time I see Eva all I can think of is what that French model who turned out be a fake and didn’t really have an affair with Tony ’cause, well, ’cause she never really existed.

The ghost-of-a-c^nt had said Eva didn’t like jizz all over her face because it gave her acne.  I’m not a fan of facials either, but that’s because I like the taste of the pearls rolling slowly down my throat. I know. I’m a total slut.

Below are some sweet see-through nipple shots of the chicken carcass on the set of Desperate Housewives earlier this week.

Source, SplashNews

More titage after the jump!