Britney’s Got Herself A New Weave, Ya’ll

Britney Spears playing a lesbian killer in a Quentin Tarantino flick: The comeback of the decade, or the final nail in the coffin?

The singer was apparently chosen by the Pulp Fiction director to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert.

Spears’ character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath.

Tarantino is in discussions with other Hollywood stars to take the roles of the remaining two strippers.

A source said: “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.

“It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.”

Six months ago I would have written Congress about terminating such a contract, but one vacation and a new weave later and Britney isn’t look all too bad.  Who knows? Crazier things have happened.  I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger is governor of California.

Here’s Britney shopping on Robertson Blvd earlier this week.

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