Snatch Talk Tuesday

Why You Should Date Chicks Who Eat Biscuits:

A recent study shows that you can tell a lot about someone on a first date according to what they eat.

Yep you heard me right…if your girls eating steak she’s one angry bitch!

Psychologists have found that personality and mood can be betrayed by the choice of food on a person’s plate. While angry people prefer tough food such as meat that they can chomp and chew, those who are depressed opt for the stimulation of sugary food and caffeine.

Those who are of a jealous disposition often pile their plates high with whatever is available, perhaps indicating that they had to compete with siblings at the dinner table when they were children.

Wow I’m running to Sizzler A.S.A.P. to test this theory the old fashioned way!

FOOD MOODS: What your food says about how you feel:

Angry: Meat

Sad: Sugary food, caffeine

In need of comfort: Custard, ice cream

Lonely: Rice, pasta

Stressed or ambitious: Crisps, soy sauce, onions

Sexually frustrated: Biscuits, bread (Ding, ding, ding!!!! We found a winner)

Jealous: Pile the plate with anything

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