Your Daily Fug!

July 29th, 2008

By: Melysa

Fueled by her childhood dreams of becoming a star, former Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand cast her thoughts of imperfection aside and marched out to her Miami pool earlier this week with her lucite FMPs on her feet and her self-deluded confidence in tow.

Fish lips aside, Shauna doesn’t look any worse for wear that most plastic skanks walking the board walk in Miami. Until, of course, you remember that Shauna’s nipples have an overbite.

Realizing a chick’s nipples need braces more than an English countryman is certain to make your little man tuck under his hood and and become incapabale of an erection until promise of compensation.