Kim Kardashian Whores Herself Out For A Big Mac

What kind of GD outfit is that?  SMH.

Kim Kardashian pulled out the big guns having whipped on a undoubtedly overpriced designer bikini top to wear at the 40th birthday bash of shitty processed ground cow muscle.

Kim might have a fat ass, but that doesn’t authorize her as a legit McD’s expert.  This craptastic celebration would have made a whole lot of more sense if Seth Rogen, *Harold and Kumar, Dave Chapelle, Cheech and Chong, and Snoop Dogg had attended.

McDonald’s wasn’t invented for Hollyweird socialites, it was invented for stoners who are too effed up to drive all the way to the Taco Bell (*or White Castle) across town.

More photos after the jump!

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6 Comments on “Kim Kardashian Whores Herself Out For A Big Mac”


  1. Stop knocking my girl Kim K. You need to find somebody else to pick on. Honestly, She’s pretty, rich, likes to party ( even at The Golden arches?) And has a baller boytoy. Is that so bad??? As for the outfit?? I guess going for a Indiana Jones feel?

    Not bad, but not great ethier.

    Pick on khloe for a while!

  2. Mike

    Kim is fucking beautiful.

  3. realistic

    most p0rnstars are attractive, in example miss kim k. to bad she has no talent and her 15 mins are almost up, paris hilton is on her 14th min…

  4. jamman

    lookin like a tube of jimmy dean sausage split open.

  5. Rob E Rob

    Women can learn a lot from Kim: Like how to make a man always think about sex. What a tease she can be! Reggie my man, now you better punish her for being so naughty, no matter how hard she begs for mercy, you lucky bastard!

  6. notblind

    rob e rob we cant all be p0rnstars so thats where tools like kim noclassian come in. go ahead men, ure suppos to wanna screw her…kim k grab ur ankles lol

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