Playboy Celebrates 55th Anniversary With Nude Transgendered Spread

July 24th, 2008

By: Melysa

Brooke Hogan’s brother is locked up in jail, her father cheated on her mother, her mom is now dating a 19-year-old, and her music career is non existent. What’s a girl to do? Sell your naked body for cash, that’s what!

While Playboy Magazine denies that she will be posing for their 55th Anniversary Issue, Brooke’s rep has confirmed that the 20-year-old reality star has been approached to pose nude for the magazine.

If Esquire somehow picked Jessica Simpson as the cover for their 75th anniversary issue I wouldn’t be surprised if Playboy did the same. Why the hell do these no talented airheads keep getting picked?

Why not offer it to Halle Berry or Famke Janssen or some chick who men actually want to screw and women wish to be like? Of course we know Brooke will pose nude in the end, if only to prove that she doesn’t have a penis. She must read the things people post on her and cry herself to bed at night.

Note to Playboy: Please be sure to airbrush.