Audrina Patridge’s Droopy Eyes Are Mesmerizing (Oh, Yeah…And Her Boobs Too)

July 23rd, 2008

By: Melysa

Reality TV “actress” Audrina Patridge has mastered the role of a media attention whore pretty well.  I’ve read she’s tired of living in Lauren Conrad’s shadow, which sounds impossible to me.

Lauren Conrad might be slightly less retarded looking, but Audrina has the cans to distract us with.  There’s no way anyone can possibly care about Lauren when Audrina is constantly parading her manmade mellons around town.  (See here, here and here.)

In any case, it’s not Audrina’s mammaries I lust after, so much as her droopy eyes.  Given the chance I’d much rather finger her eye sockets then her clam slit.  They’re just so sexy… who could resist?!

Here’s Audrina whoring out her body in a black and pink bikini at the DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week.

More bikini pics in 3…2….1….

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6 Comments on “Audrina Patridge’s Droopy Eyes Are Mesmerizing (Oh, Yeah…And Her Boobs Too)”

  1. Jul 30, 2008 - 8:26 am
    Somebody had to say it

    I have never seen someone who looked so dead in the eyes before. She would make a horrible model despite having a hot body

  2. Aug 1, 2008 - 6:47 pm
    John

    My, my my…I’ve never heard of your blog before but you must be a chick. An overweight, ugly, bitter, whiny bitch who is just as jealous that she isn’t the center of attention as the HOT dumb whores she writes about.

    Here’s a thought…if you don’t like them so much, why the hell do you post them? Oh yeah…that’s right. Because they’re hot and that’s what guys want to see. That’s why every fricken blog on the internet has an easy-access list of every female any guy MIGHT care to look at lining the entire webpage.

    Face it, Fatty…like it or not these chicks will always get the attention before you. No matter how “fun” or “smart” you think you are or how “unique” and “great” you think your personality is.

  3. Aug 11, 2008 - 9:41 pm
    jssofi

    My friend told me that she saw her profile with hot photos on w w w.e u a g e l e s s.c o m Is that true? Maybe… OMG, is she looking for new relationships? I’ll check it out.

  4. Aug 24, 2008 - 4:44 am
    Sprmcandy

    Sweet fucking body from the neck down, nice.

  5. Aug 24, 2008 - 2:51 pm
    crispy

    who the hell is this, why is she on websites for people to discuss. get rid of her.

  6. Sep 15, 2008 - 1:53 pm
    bigfan

    nothing wrong with her boobs and she looks great

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