Your Daily Fug!

July 23rd, 2008

By: Melysa

$Singer Mariah Carey poses backstage during MTV\'s Total Request Live at the MTV Times Square Studios July 22, 2008 in New York City.$

Amazing to think how much money Mariah Carey has and this is the shit she chooses to wear. Not that I’d be that much better, I suppose. I’d have Chuck Taylors in every color though. Those sneaks are damn expensive now! And by expensive I mean more than twenty bucks. What can I say, I’m a cheap bitch.

No, but seriously– What in the world is Mariah effing wearing?! I’m pretty sure my Barbie had that same exact outfit in those same exact colors. Well, that was before Ken bumped into her in the cafeteria and spilled his food tray all over her.

Then she had to change her clothes in the girls locker room, but he followed her to apologize and they wound up doing each other during the entire lunch break. Cue cheesey ’70s porn music here. I lived vicariously through my Barbies. Sigh.

Here’s Mariah and her stretched out lip belly button posing backstage during MTV’s Total Request Live at the MTV Times Square Studios yesterday.

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