Audrina Patridge’s Implants Are NOT Hot!
July 18th, 2008
By: Melysa
The truth is I’m not a fan of implants, neither of the testicular or breastacular kind. Best to have the real thing, albeit small, then something big, cold, and hard. That being said, implants can still look decent on some girls.
And by some girls, I mean those free of an eating disorder or undoubtedly an addiction to diet pills. These things hanging from Audrina Patridge’s chest is NOT hot. I may have been born with a vagina, but none of you can convince me otherwise.
Seriously, would you really want to tap that? The way they protrude sideways while her ribcage shows… this ho is too self absorbed with looking “hot” to appreciate the finer things in life, like, say, a big, throbbing, juicy penis.
Me, on the other hand, my boobs are probably slightly smaller than hers, but they’re real and I won’t care if your juice gets in my hair… I’ll just keep on bobbing along!
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Her boob job matches her face and dead eyed stare.
Yucky!!!
I like natural boobies too.
Mine are bigger than her head!!!!
I pwn her!
yea, she is getting way too skinny. if she put some weight on they would look a lot better
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this genius said her boobs were real…yea real paid for!
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not sure if her boobs are real or not but she has a cute chubby face
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