Paris Decides It’s Time To Stop Swallowing
July 16th, 2008
By: Melysa
Quick! Bar every hospital door… Paris Hilton is on the prowl!
Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden.
“She’s jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend. “A baby would put her back in the news.”
Hilton, who’s only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she’s never done before – swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn.
The only way Paris will ever be able to procreate is by stealing another woman’s newborn baby. Her uterus is about as functional as Bret Michael’s bandana is at hiding his male pattern baldness.
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If she used Bret Michael’s head band for a uterus she would be in business. I’m a big F-Listed fan are you interested in a blogroll exchange?
ok ok hold up. its either she got a boob job or she has the best push up bra ever made.
since when does paris have boobs..did i miss something here?
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Hilton looks much better in this picture than she normally does.
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[...] Quick! Bar every hospital door… Paris Hilton is on the prowl! Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden. “She’s jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend. “A baby would put her back in the news.” Hilton, who’s only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she’s never Source: Paris Decides It’s Time To Stop Swallowing [...]
damn her boobies look lucious. nice change!
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