No “Brown Baby” For Jessica Alba

There you have it folks, the first public appearance of Honor Marie Warren.  You’d think for $1.5 million Jessica Alba would have smiled on the cover, but then again I suppose that’s asking for too much.

Of the birth she told OK! Magazine:

“I didn’t scream.  It was really Zen.”

And Cash could only marvel at his wife’s quiet strength when she gave birth. “She didn’t make a sound,” he says. “It was amazing.”

“The labor was more like meditation,” she says. “I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”

Uh-huh.  Leave it up to Alba to never break a sweat.

Reading an interview with Jessica is more exhausting then 25 minutes of spin class.  She tries to be so damn perfect all the time, God only knows what hell Honor will be forced to endure in the future.

Wait! I almost forgot!  Remember when Jessica told Latina Magazine that her and Cash were hoping for a “brown baby” (their words, not mine)? It seems Jesus decided to punish them with a seemingly “white baby.” So much for that!

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4 Comments on “No “Brown Baby” For Jessica Alba”

  1. PoliteTia

    I wonder is Cash-In Warren will demand paternity test?


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  3. spanishbutterfly

    ok .. why would she want a “brown” baby when she doesnt even recognized the brown she carries in her own blood…

    im so thru with this dum bitch …. uggg

  4. maire

    her babies change, honor can become a bit darker as she gets older

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