Your Daily Fug!
July 15th, 2008
By: Melysa
Oh, Brooke. Sigh. How do I put this lightly? What the f^ck are you wearing?! SMH.
Check out these pics of Brooke Hogan performing at Club Mansion in Miami dressed as a tranny wearing an undersized corset and pink shimmery panties. I keep waiting for her heels to give way from under her and for her to just collapse off the stage.
I’m guessing her dressing room has carnival fun mirrors because that’s the only reasonable explanation for having stepped out in public wearing this disaster of an outfit.
Truth be told, I don’t think Brooke is fat at all. But she is by no stretch of the imagination a small girl. She needs to work with her body type, and considering how muscular and big-boned she is, size zero panties and corset will at no point flaunt her figure.
Honey, you need a new stylist even more than you need a new family.
More photos after the jump!
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It’s just freakin’ scary
I’m not a big fan of her, cuz her jaw line is crazy, but damn I would in these pics, she looks good
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She is really thick, and not in a baby-got-back kinda way. I mean like amazon woman thick. Not crazy about her face but I like the fact that she is a whole lot of woman to love.