Snatch Talk Tuesday with Tracy Lynne

July 15th, 2008

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Happy Snatch Talk Tuesday!!!

This week is all for the bitches!!! Here are two of the best F-Listed approved animal inventions ever made:

First off I give you the Doggy Porthole!

Now your dog doesn’t have to jump up and down or dig under the fence to know that the neighborhood perv is walking by.

Next- Artificial replacement testicles for dogs.

Oh yes- a wonderful citizen from Missouri invented “Neuticles”, testicular implants for pets. Many caring pet owners hesitate or even to refuse to neuter their pets, soNeuticles eliminates ‘neuter-hesitant’ concerns – as a ‘Neuticled’ pet looks exactly the same after surgery. If only I could get my last boss a pair of Neuticles.