NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

God, please let this be one of your cruel jokes!

Sarah Larson may or may not be dating the ever masculine, ever so sexy Jason Statham. “The Bank Job” star denies the rumor, saying:

“I have met her. I was in Vegas with my friend and manager Steve Chasman last week and we were all at a big table. Next thing you know I’m jumping in and out of bed with her.”

That’s it, I’ve had enough of this bitch.  George Clooney was one thing, but Jason Statham?!  Someone get me my gun.

Below, photos of that whore at some whore convention last month.  Also photographed below, my man at the Australian premiere of “The Bank Job” last week.

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4 Comments on “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

  1. jamman

    She apparently has a thing for men with small penii’s.

  2. kikiloveu1

    YAAA, such a beauty!!It is said she is dating a wealthy guys at a mature babies dating site named JSeniorMatch.com Is she still a single? still looking?

  3. Joken

    Ummm…

    She must be one of those types that looks better in person?


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