Pamela Anderson’s Nipples Love Chickens

The ever classy Pamela Anderson paid the KFC Outlet in Southport, Queensland, Australia a visit this week to hand deliver a signed letter of protest on behalf of PETA regarding the treatment of chickens by KFC.

According to PETA’s website, the letter reads:

“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water—yet, as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.”

Elegantly enough, PETA alluded to Pamela being a whore in their post, the title reading “Pam Anderson Goes Down Under,” followed by them saying, “OK, how predictable was that title? Here’s something else that’s predictable (in a good way this time).” Way to trash the woman defending your values.

Women like Pamela Anderson irritate the horniness out of me.  I understand where she’s coming from, but considering she jumps from penis to penis without any regard for her children and is rumored to never be around them I can’t quite see someone defending chickens but failing to be a good mother to her own children.  Am I right, or am I right?

In related news, you can see Pam’s nipples in these photos. TA-DA!

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