Snatch Talk Tuesday
July 8th, 2008
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This Tuesday I come to you with a heavy heart. DeAnna Pappas was famously jilted by Bachelor Brad Womack – but on last night’s season premiere of The Bachelorette she was the one breaking hearts…my heart.
Every time the bachelor/bachelorette finale airs I swear I will never watch another season..but this time..ohhhh…this time I’m serious!
Watching the finale last night made me realize two things- first off I’m a loser and reality tv addict who has no friends. Second- Wow! Women are master manipulators.
So in honor of single dad Jason who had his heart crushed on National Television I would like to give you-
The Top 10 Ways to get Sweet Revenge:
1. Laxatives- be creative.
2. Spray paint their headlights black.
3. Sign them up for 100 porn sites. Anything including the word “barnyard” gets extra points.
4. Swap their KY Jelly and their Icy Hot.
5. While they sleep, cover their yard with evil concrete-filled lawn gnomes.
6. Send money to terrorists in their name.
7. Force feed them their parents.
8. Wait 20 years, get them as a waiter, then don’t tip.
9. Pour kerosene into their ashtray.
10. Send them poop on their birthday and a bigger poop at christmas.
Please leave your get even ideas in the comment section!!!
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I’m with you Tracy that other guy totally should have won.
My revenge idea is kidnapping the dog…chicks love their dogs right?
Lame
Ummmmmm..ok..I didnt watch the whole season..but it was SO freakin obvious how fake that Jason dude was!! His whole facial expression did not read of a man whose heart was jus broken. Come on people!! She chose the other dude b/c he was genuine..the less cute guy usually is..lol. Dont worry all u Jason lovers…Im sure its all a ploy for him to have his own “bachelor” series…stay tuned
I know its prob all bullshit and I get sucked in everytime….but Curvy he made his own board game LOL!!!!! I think theyre both equally unattractive I just felt bad because he had a kid…but I bet youre so right…he’ll def be the next Bachelor…and Im NOT watching!!!!
I agree Curvy…that guy was a douche
i am very proud to say that i have never watched the bachelor or the bachelorette. those shows always seemed to classy for me. the rose and everything, whatevs. i like my dating shows trashy a la vh1.
ANYHOO….
my best revenge suggestion…
when your ex calls & wants to you as a character witness on their behalf at their TRO hearing.
LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF AND HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE!
LOL!!!!!! Nikki G I love you!!!!!!!!! Ha ha
On a hot summer day, pee on the radiator, so when she turns on the AC’s a hot pissy mess…like forever.