Goodbye, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adios

Dear pants and skirts,  I’ll be vacationing in my native Puerto Rico during the coming week to go drink and work on my tan.

A friend of mine will be filling in while I’m gone, so you kids can still get your daily snatch fix.  Have a fabulous 4th of July! Drink, smoke, eat, have sex… but just be sure to wear a condom!  I’m so serious too.

Adios mis amores!

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2 Comments on “Goodbye, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adios”

  1. ahuh

    Enjoy your 4th of July!

  2. yoanna

    have a great trip. I think I might do the same this summer. Love me some Puerto Rico. Boriqua all the way.

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