Alba Considered New Lead in Barbarella

I’ve got some good news for you boys who don’t care for quality acting, so much as a nice set of tits to look at.

According to Page Six, director Robert Rodriguez broke up with his homewrecker of a girlfriend, Rose McGowan, and now Jessica Alba is rumored to be a possible replacement as the lead in his upcoming remake of the 1968 cult classic “Barbarella.”

Sources say the engaged couple split after Rodriguez had problems financing his upcoming remake because essentially nobody gives a crap about McGowan.

McGowan, best known for her witchy role on TV’s “Charmed,” wasn’t thought to have enough box-office draw for the $70 million remake, especially after “Grindhouse” disappointed with about $25.4 million in domestic ticket sales.

“Too bad ‘Grindhouse’ didn’t gross $100 million. Then, maybe, ‘Barbarella’ would have gotten the green light,” said one source. “Instead, the moguls were saying, ‘We need a bigger star, a bigger name.’ “ Jessica Alba has been touted as a possible replacement.

That what Rose McGowan gets for having an affair with a married man.  We all know nothing will happen to him though.  He’ll just go off and find himself an even younger, even skankier ho to plow.

Go ahead and give Jessica Alba the job for all I care because I won’t be watching this already ill-fated remake.  But if you need me, I’ll be at home watching some porn online.

Below, photos of Jessica Alba post-baby.  Nine months after that thing pressing on her bladder and still not a single smile.  She really does amaze me.  How can someone never ever smile?

More post baby photos in 3…2…1…